Save a Kohl's Charge. Use your brain.
The sad collection of things customers say to me at Kohl's, my job. You will find that there's a good chance you've heard these in your workplace, though!
Let’s see….placed a call this past Monday saying I wouldn’t be able to work today. Instead of taking that, my boss wanted me to call again today and say the same thing. See now, it’s like Monday’s call never existed and I look like a bigger douche calling today.
This apathetic attitude towards my job and whether or not I’ll still have it when the smoke clears…it’s kinda sad having it. But does that say about the people I work under?
Seriously can’t, the campus will be closed! Where will I rest my head at night? You did this to yourselves, Kohl’s…
(customer approaches register with a shit-ton of clothes and a smile)
Customer: Hi, I’m not buying a few items…
(a few items slowly turns into the majority of her cart)
Customer: Sorry.
Me: -__________________-
Me: Your J-Lo tops have sewn-in security tags. You have to cut them out when you get home.
Customer: Huh? Why do they do that?
Customer: I just wanna make a return.
(Shows me the receipt. Has nothing else.)
Me: Where are the things you’re trying to return?
Customer: I don’t have them. What, I needed to bring them?
Me: You get $50 Kohl’s Cash. This starts tomorrow and ends on the 20th.
Customer: Wow! It’s like I’m getting paid to shop!
Me: -_____________________________-
***Monday, October 3rd***
Customer: Can I use this today?
(shows me a blue coupon that has “Monday, October 3rd” in bright white letters)
Customer: Can I get a scratch-off coupon?
(hands her a scratch-off coupon)
Customer: ………….what do I do with it?
